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		<title>Hey, Nintendo!</title>
		<link>http://twoplayercoop.com/2010/03/hey-nintendo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick Rycar</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://twoplayercoop.com/?p=182</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I made a present for you:

You&#8217;re welcome.
Edit &#8212; My better half never misses a beat:
Luana: oh, snap. typo!  
&#8220;mediocrity&#8221;
me: ah! good call
Well, at least mediocracy is a word &#8212; I could have done worse
heh
Luana: well, I guess 
me: WE WILL BE GOVERNED BY MEDIOCRE 3DS GAMES

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made a present for you:<br />
<a href="http://twoplayercoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3ds_disclaimer.jpg" rel="lightbox[182]"><img src="http://twoplayercoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/3ds_disclaimer.jpg" alt="To be included with all new consoles." title="3ds Disclaimer" width="500" height="375" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-183" /></a></p>
<p>You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Edit</strong> &#8212; My better half never misses a beat:</p>
<p><strong>Luana:</strong> oh, snap. typo!  <br />
&#8220;mediocrity&#8221;<br />
<strong>me:</strong> ah! good call<br />
Well, at least mediocracy is a word &#8212; I could have done worse<br />
heh<br />
<strong>Luana:</strong> well, I guess <br />
<strong>me:</strong> WE WILL BE GOVERNED BY MEDIOCRE 3DS GAMES
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		<title>Auf wiedersehen, Mario</title>
		<link>http://twoplayercoop.com/2010/01/auf-wiedersehen-mario/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 10:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luana Rawlins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a love/hate relationship with Tim Gunn, but I can still appreciate this deadpan style analysis of the world&#8217;s most famous plumber. (Yes, yes, there&#8217;s also Joe the Plumber, but let&#8217;s not bring politics into this one.)

MTV Shows
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a love/hate relationship with Tim Gunn, but I can still appreciate this deadpan style analysis of the world&#8217;s most famous plumber. (Yes, yes, there&#8217;s also Joe the Plumber, but let&#8217;s not bring politics into this one.)</p>
<p><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:471740" width="512" height="319" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashVars="configParams=vid%3D471740%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A471740" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="."></embed>
<div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:500px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank">MTV Shows</a></div>
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		<title>Google Wave will ruin the internet</title>
		<link>http://twoplayercoop.com/2009/11/google-wave-will-ruin-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://twoplayercoop.com/2009/11/google-wave-will-ruin-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luana Rawlins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no room to judge, though &#8212; I&#8217;ve been a member of ONTD for over four years now, and I can tell you from firsthand experience that the internet can&#8217;t be saved.
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<p>I have no room to judge, though &#8212; I&#8217;ve been a member of <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com">ONTD </a>for over four years now, and I can tell you from firsthand experience that the internet can&#8217;t be saved.</p>
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		<title>Resolutions</title>
		<link>http://twoplayercoop.com/2009/05/resolutions/</link>
		<comments>http://twoplayercoop.com/2009/05/resolutions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 17:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luana Rawlins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've never believed in New Year's resolutions. A promise made when either groggy or drunk (or both!) is one that is easily dropped.

Now, birthday resolutions are a completely different story.   <small><a href="http://twoplayercoop.com/?p=7">(Read more...)</a></small>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never believed in New Year&#8217;s resolutions. A promise made when either groggy or drunk (or both!) is one that is easily dropped.</p>
<p>Now, <em>birthday</em> resolutions are a completely different story.</p>
<p>One thing I&#8217;ve learned about myself in the past two years is that my need for perfection cripples me. In the case of the site, my frustration with its presentation made me want to write less, and writing less made me more frustrated. Vicious cycles, etcetera, etcetera.</p>
<p>My current goal is to write. I won&#8217;t lie, I&#8217;m writing for you, wherever you are, but I&#8217;m writing for myself as well. There are so many things bouncing around in my head that probably won&#8217;t get better with age, and I shouldn&#8217;t wait until I figure out that one piece of code or draw that one image. This means that you&#8217;ll see the site shifting and changing around as things are posted (that is, unless you use an RSS reader), and that&#8217;s okay.</p>
<p>(That last bit was probably more for my own peace of mind than for yours. I&#8217;m really quite nervous!)</p>
<p>&#8230; and with that, welcome back to <strong>two player co-op</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Oh, dear.</title>
		<link>http://twoplayercoop.com/2009/05/oh-dear/</link>
		<comments>http://twoplayercoop.com/2009/05/oh-dear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Luana Rawlins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, we may be back. Maybe.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, we may be back. Maybe.</p>
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